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ufocottoncandy: have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good i mean the macaroni’s soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood so you try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you’re full and then your friend says momma he’s just being polite he aint finished uh uh that’s bull so your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate and your friend says man there’s plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate while the stinky foods steaming your mind starts to dreaming of the moment that it’s time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese oh so you say that’s it i got to leave this place i don’t care what these people think im just sitting here akin myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks so you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate and then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been and he says i understand about the food baby bubbah but we’re still friends

ufocottoncandy:

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni’s soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by saying that you’re full
and then your friend says momma he’s just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that’s bull
so your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there’s plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steaming your mind starts to dreaming
of the moment that it’s time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rotting
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that’s it i got to leave this place
i don’t care what these people think
im just sitting here akin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we’re still friends

(Source: freshprinceofbelairgifs, via tinaxxxsimone)

Posted: Fri May 4th, 2012 at 11:58pm
Originally posted by freshprinceofbelairgifs.

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